Blake Points and Laughs at Red Sox Fans

Oh, baseball is back. The crushed red brick of the infield, the rolling green grass of the outfield, and the little white chalk line that divides the man from the little boy... or in this case, the man and some middle-aged buffoon who manages to break a cell phone and spill a beer in less than five seconds.

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One of the great things that baseball seems to embrace unlike any other sport is its relationship with the fans. Crowd shots are a necessary break away from the monotony of the "action" on the field at baseball games. The candid antics of the fans in the stands offer viewers a lighthearted distraction and water cooler fodder all at once. At last night's Red Sox game, some bumbling Bostonian helped create one of the most hysterical .gifs I've seen in a while.

The guy is so excited by the sensation of touching Shane Victorino that he blindly and wildly flails his arms, thereby knocking the phone out from a woman's hands. After Victorino graciously returns the cell phone to the young lady, the moron responsible for the gaffe begins flailing his arms again, only to punch the underside of a $10 beer into a different woman's face.

This goon made my morning, and while it may have been a colossal clusterfuck for those involved, it made for a great ten-second comedy short.